1: Get in the fucking water!
There were 5 of them. I was standing completely naked on a sickly coloured tiled floor and they weren't happy, they really weren't happy. I think it was a result…
2: In The Beginning
I landed on planet at Mowbray maternity hospital in Exeter to the distress of my poor mother on Wednesday June 6th 1962 at 15:00, or 3pm in old money. “Never…
3: First Blood
As I approached the gates of Ladysmith School, the first thing I saw was the blood on the face of one of my soon to be fellow inmates who was…